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Wizard of Oz, The

Odessa, David
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"There goes the store, and we’re not in Kansas anymore, but Dorothy thought it odd of God to send a cyclone, ‘I mean, doesn’t he have an I-phone?’ The Wicked Witch of the West got dressed for halloween as she was trying to cook the rest of the methamphetamine with a flying monkey who looked like Charlie Sheen. She had a valet bring her broom for the night was fully illumined as she embraced the mirth of Rock and Roll and used her face for birth control. Dorothy’s house fell on another witch who in a spell was gone but for the ruby shoes she had on, and they were a sought myth to have, but could not be bought on Fifth Ave."

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